How It Works:

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Choose Your Tour:

Click the Order Now link, answer a few questions to customize your experience, and complete your payment. A registration confirmation will be emailed and will include your local meetup spot (usually a mall, or school with lots of SAFE parking). DON’T FORGET TO SAVE THIS EMAIL, YOU WILL NEED IT FOR YOUR WHOLE TRIP!



Caffeine is the glue that keeps it all together.

If there will be no holiday cheer until you get your caffeine then the WARM WISHES TOUR is for you. A 2-3 Tour of warm friends, warm drinks and warm lights. WIth 3 stops for caffeine and sweets along the way, the WARM WISHES Tour is sure to get you in the holiday mood.

Ho, Ho, Ho a shopping we will go.

Whether your stages of shopping are “plenty of time” or “oh sh*t” we’ve got you covered. Our Shopping Cardio trip takes you on a guided shopping tour of DEEP discounts. With 2 stops promising multiple shops and vendors at each stop and a tour of the local lights we prove that it can come from a store AND BE A LITTLE BIT MORE.

MISSION: Get Kissed Under the Mistletoe.

Do you like the holidays? Do you like things that go boom? Do you like having your partner “put a little honey on your biscuit”? Our Mistletoe Tour covers it all. With 3 stops along our route. we start with a stop at the shooting range or axe throwing and end with shopping for you and shopping for them them. Our Happiness Helpers will be there to help you get the perfect gifts to land you under the mistletoe.



The More Wine, The More Merry

Bring your own AND pick-up some on the way. Our Merry Wine Tour takes you on a 3-4 hour tour of local lights, wineries, and boutique shopping. Kick back and relax, leave the drivin’ to us! Bring your own AND pick-up some on the way. Our Merry Wine Tour takes you on a 3-4 hour tour of local lights, wineries, and boutique shopping. Kick back and relax, leave the drivin’ to us!

Are you ready to have a lit holiday?

If having a dope holiday season is all you want then our Holiblaze Tour is for you. A 2-3 hour tour visiting with old friends and making new ones while lighting it up and looking at the pretty lights. We believe HOLIDAY HAPPINESS DOES GROW ON TREES. Includes tour of the local holiday lights and 3 stops including tobacco shop, cigar lounges, hookah lounges, or dispensaries (according to local laws).

Naughty is the new nice!

Are you like a candy cane? A little bit sweet and a little bit twisted. Our NAUGHTY/NICE Train Tour is the right ticket for you. Whether you want to surprise a special someone or add to your own closets the NAUGHTY/NICE Train Tour will get you there. We’ll teach you the right moves, give you the right look, and answer all the questions you were always afraid to ask. Our 2-3 hour tour includes a sexy dance class for men and women, pajama & lingerie show, and toy shopping. BYOB ~ We’re doin’ the driving.

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Dress Up & Join Us

On the day of the event, dress in your favorite holiday gear, drive to your meetup spot, and join us at the Welcome Station. Pick up your party pack & enjoy a warm beverage on us until your Holiday Sidekick shows up for your appointed time.

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Get Your Holiday Bliss On...

It’s time to get this show on the road! Load the bus and head out to get your holiday bliss on, checking out the lights and singing along with LIVE musicians and surprise musical guests. YES! We absolutely take requests.

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How to Participate:

Holiday Helpers

Holiday Sidekicks keep the cheer flowing. We’re in search of Cashiers, Drivers, Guides, Characters, Food Service, Musicians, Singers, Photographers, and Filmographers, Shoppers, Hosts.

Contest Participants

Wanna help put a little holiday in everyone's heart? Add your home to our Holiday Happiness Trail or take you photo with Small in the Mall. Entries will be judged on unique design. creative use of lights and decorations, story-line or theme, display, placement of decorations and overall presentation.

$500 Prize - Holiday Happiness Trail
Brightest Star
$100 "Find Small in the Mall" Photo Bounty


Are you ready to have HAPPY customers delivered straight to your door by the bus load? We are in search of local vendors, restaurants, coffee shops, dispensaries, bars, wineries, shooting ranges, pawn shops, boutiques and more.

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